Wednesday, August 3, 2011
Sunday, July 31, 2011
Hackel opts for the musical stylings of smooth jazz
Wednesday, July 13, 2011
NY Daily News: Man in 'surprisingly good spirits' after wife removes penis
It's one thing to lose one's nether regions to the vengeful knife of an ex-lover whilst drugged.
But to be cheery about it afterwards? Now, that's a story.
Here's the intro. Read the story in its entirety here.
LOS ANGELES - The husband whose wife allegedly cut off his penis and put it a garbage disposal was in "surprisingly good spirits" following surgery and claims he wasn't having an affair, a police source told the Daily News.
"Two veteran detectives interviewed him yesterday and were surprised at his demeanor. They said he was able to answer questions and was in surprisingly good spirits considering everything he's gone through," Lt. Jeff Nightengale of the Garden Grove Police Department said.
The unnamed 51-year-old victim was listed in "good" condition at the UC Irvine Medical Center late yesterday, a hospital spokesman said.
Sunday, July 10, 2011
Grammar mistake leads to inadvertent hilarity
Sunday, June 26, 2011
Warren fire commissioner melts away
Friday, June 24, 2011
Hackel jumps at chance to skydive
Thursday, June 9, 2011
Fouts wins birthdate dispute. Who loses?
Macomb Daily staffer Jamie Cook followed the news when the state Court of Appeals ruled in favor of Fouts, unanimously upholding most of a local judge’s ruling. It means Fouts and candidate Kathleen Schneeberger’s names will remain on the ballot for the Aug. 2 primary, unless there is a successful state Supreme Court appeal.
Fouts said Thursday he was pleased with the ruling because it blocked an attempt to “hijack the election” and supports his “fight against ageism.”
“This was an attempt to hijack the election of 2011 and prevent the voters from having a choice in the 2011 election,” Fouts told Macomb Daily. “The ruling means that age can never be used as a weapon, a weapon of mass destruction, against a candidate. Whatever my age is, is irrelevant. I meet the qualifications to run as a candidate.”
So you go, Mr. Fouts for fending off that weapon of mass destruction with the skill of a young champion.